1. foodchewer:

    foodchewer:

    I live for compliments

    imageim so alive 

    (via tyrantrummed)

     

  2. earthdad:

    when someone really cute calls you cute first

    image

    This is so true

    (via kishona)

     

  3. Sometimes I think I’m slipping back into liberalism but a liberal thing happens and I’m like Fuck That

     

  4. I texted one of my friends earlier and got no response then hours later I saw a picture of a few of my friends hanging out and like I know there’s a reason it went down this way and it’s not my fault and they aren’t doing it on purpose or whatever but I’m still upset about it

     

  5. Hey fuck you

     

  6. richwhitelesbian:

    powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

    (Source: finalfantasyfootball, via vayena)

     

  7. The answer is yes. You’re gay if you have a white iPhone.

    mydaysaredark09:

    My boyfriend has a white iPhone. I think there’s something he’s not telling me. Lol. Jk! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    (Source: kafkarockopera)

     

  8. handglownglassbone:

    an 18-24 year old guy standing around in a suburban neighborhood behind a wooden stand with a sign that says “RECOMMENDATIONS” and says things like “I recommend Oldboy”, “I recommend Avett Brothers”, “I recommend Wikipedia page about psilocybin mushroom”, etc for each time you give him a quarter

    (via finneganspoopfetish)

     

  9. MORROWIND IS ONE OF THE BEST GAMES OF ALL TIME AND IF YOU DENY IT I WILL JUMP OFF OF A HIGH BUILDING ONLY TO CAST FEATHER RIGHT BEFORE I HIT THE GROUND

    katanafucker:

    voidwish:

    *aggressively jumps for the first several hours of gameplay to improve skills* Nice. Good mechanics. Good plot.

    HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO SKILL UP IN ACROBATICS YOU INSIPID FUNGUS

    This was a good afternoon discussion

    (via fckstr8)

     

  10. spacetwinks:

    i’d like to remind, though, do not let yourself become The Internet Comedy Man. do not become completely and utterly defined by trying to be funny, trying to be funny on the internet, trying to make any kind of jokes at any cost. it’s ruinous. it’s bad for you, it’s bad for the…